While the medical experts spread fear of the coronavirus and its ability to kill most humans, there is one industry that is currently finding the pandemic to hit hard…pardon the pun…in another area: Condoms.

With individuals throughout the world being stuck in their homes, they are obviously finding something to do with their time. As a result, the condom industry is warning that they will run out of supplies in a matter of only two more months. Can you say “baby boomers” once again? You might as well considering a lot of little critters will be birthed in the next 9 months, no doubt!

The interesting thing about this news is that this problem of condom shortages is something that is worldwide. It was Malaysia-based Karex Bhd., that hollered first when they told Bloomberg during an interview that they were seeing a growth in the “double digits” for their products; but unfortunately, they were just not prepared.

They complained that the demand for condoms is so high that they foresee running out completely in just a matter of a couple of months. Although they stated that they would produce more, they warned that the condoms would be more expensive. Wow.

So, basically the cost for protected sex will go up. I truly hope people don’t start fighting over condoms the way they are currently fighting over toilet paper. It makes sense that guys and gals aren’t trying to bring a baby into this uncertain world, but goodness.

I remember talking to a few guys back when condoms were in abundance and listening to how they wore two during sex…just in case one burst. My first reaction was always the question of “what’s the purpose?” If you can’t feel anything, then why do it? The guys were better off just giving themselves a handjob and then heading out the door. No strings attached, no need to buy condoms, no flowers necessary, and no texts needed the next day. Easy-breezy.

Now, we are in another crisis situation where guys are going to go above and beyond to find condoms out there in the world. If a guy has a box of condoms, he’ll try to sell them on the black market for over $100 a pack, no doubt. Where there is a demand, there must be a supply. Needless to say, you should go and purchase a box today, but not to use them necessarily. You should purchase them now so that you can sell them later on eBay. Trust me, they will be needed. You can thank me later.

The harsh reality is that the world is changing as a result of the pandemic and our forced quarantines. The way people work, the way we all communicate, the way we order food, and the way we entertain ourselves have all been directly impacted by COVID-19. It’s unfortunate, but it’s real.

Rather than crying about it, try and do something positive. Stock up on those little rubbery balloons now so that you won’t be the guy or gal, I’m watching on Instagram fighting over a box in Walmart. Trust me, it’s not a good look.

The silver lining is that love is still alive and kicking…well, at least sex is alive and kicking. Responsible partners are out there, and they will need their gear. Let’s just hope that the condom industry will produce more, especially now that they are aware of the increased demand. Otherwise, we will see a different kind of panic occurring throughout the world. No condoms, no sex. Wow. Sounds deadly.

 

By Audra L.

9 thoughts on “‘No More Condoms!’ Warn Condom Makers”
  1. It’s Trumps fault What did he know and when did he know it. Adam Shiff (sp ) Is going to convene a special council to impeach Trump over the loss of services of his friend Buck.

    1. President Trump is definitely on top of this situation. Adam Schiff and his team should be investigated for impeding the President from being able to devote all his attention to the good of the country. Adam, Nancy, Chuck and the rest of their pack spend more time tearing down what the President is trying to accomplish. If they would turn their energy to trying to protect Americans rather than push their idiotic agendas we could probably get out of this sooner.

  2. On the bright side – they’ll all be Sagittarians – a good sign. Sorry – we need a little humor once in a while.

    1. I agree with Joyce’s comments I am so sick of the BS from Schiff and NANCY AND THE REST OF THE TRASH
      on the left of the Democratic Party it is sickening and NANCY is a nasty old lady that needs to be removed from office , and she is FAR from being this wonderful Catholic
      If she is for abortion ! She has no God , she worships money and power and need to be put out to pasture, and Adam needs to go as well , the Democratic Party and fake news have just about destroyed this country, there needs to be some serious house cleaning in politics, thank God we have President trump and the most beautiful First Lady and does so much good !

  3. A liberal and democratic that I work with has three children and a fourth on the way . Her “man” left and she has an appointment for an abortion b/c she doesn’t look “cute “ and she’s on the hunt for another “man”. Disgusting in my book. I will have to re-enter the workforce with a job more suitable to my social-economical background and leave these guetto low life’s behind.
    By the way, pelosi wanted abortions to be included in the stimulus package!! Don’t believe me? Google it. Murder!

  4. in the days of old, when knights were bold, and rubbers weren’t invented,
    the men tight socks around their … um, manhood, and children thus prevented

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